ted
Full Cast & Crew
Directing
Writing
Acting
Max Burkholder
John BennettAlanna Ubach
Susan BennettScott Grimes
Matty BennettGiorgia Whigham
Blaire BennettSeth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)Seth MacFarlane
Bill Clinton (uncredited)Penny Johnson Jerald
Principal BernardMike Henry
Bank EmployeeCharly Jordan
Sheila BorgwortMarissa Shankar
SarahIan McKellen
Narrator (voice)Milan Anderson
CupcakeShannon Dee
PeachesClaire Dellamar
Beef StroganoffAlexander G. Eckert
KyleArthur Gazarian
JamesGail Goldberg
Gert FechkoAra Hollyday
AndrewDon Lake
BertJohn Viener
Dr. FrankelAudrey Wasilewski
MurielJack Seavor McDonald
CliveChelsea Davison
BrendaChelsea Davison
Nurse (voice)Evan Hannemann
SeanKelsey Peterjohn
EmployeeLiz Richman
PollyWalker Satterwhite
KidDanny Smith
Anesthesiologist (voice)Dustin Wayne
MikeJacob Zelonky
DerekDana Gould
PriestMarc Jablon
Restaurant ManagerJD Cullum
LloydChris Coppola
Video Store ClerkTom Costello
CoachJim Kane
Video Store ClerkConnor Keene
Waiter (Kevin)Julie Burrise
Porn Star GirlAustin Nash Chase
Basketball Player (Hampton)James Coker
Middle-Aged GuyPreston García
RustyHarrison Harvey
Waiter (Brad)Liam Manfredonia
Porn Star GuyPaul Vato
Lonely-Looking DudeBrendan Jennings
Ostrich OwnerDanny Jolles
WillJosh Stamberg
Professor Lucas DamonAiden Arnold
Scott Hamilton KidReyna Calvillo
PaigeDamian Cecere
Irish Springs AnnouncerIndiana Elle
Belle KidCash Handal
Barney KidDean Hermansen
Sixteen-Year-Old BoyMara Hernandez
College Girl #3Courtney Lin
College Girl #2Sarah Jane MacKay
AlanaMichael Mourra
Batman KidRomyn Smith
Hulk KidKimberly Woods
College Girl #1Erin Moore
JessicaFrancesca Xuereb
ErinIvar Brogger
Father OdellBobby Strom
Dennis (voice)Donna Medine
Choir MemberTracey Stephens
Church GoerJason Kravits
Mr. MaynardPaul Schackman
SandyCharlotte Fountain-Jardim
Betheny BorgwortTim Russ
ER DoctorRachael MacFarlane
Pre-Recorded Voice On Phone (voice)Rachael MacFarlane
OperatorJeff Bottoms
News AnchorSteve Callaghan
Pharmacy EmployeeA.J. Rafael
DeejayScott Michael Campbell
Bernie BennettPeter Macon
Avery LawrenceMichael Gunning
CameronMela Lee
Candy (voice)Julie Nathanson
Shauna (voice)Amanda Rea
Woman in 1-900-1HOT-BUTT CommercialAdam Navas
Prison GuardDarrin Revitz
Phone Sex Operator (voice)Julius Sharpe
Phone Voice (American Airlines) (voice)Julius Sharpe
Mr. GeorgeJulius Sharpe
Wardrobe Assistant #2 (V.O.) (voice)Jordan Jarvis
Boy #1Sam Coffelt
Boy #2Alison Gold
Girl #1Chelsea Campbell
Girl #2Lauren Quinn
Party Girl #1Sydney Gates
Party Girl #2Claire DeJean
Party Girl #3Michaela McManus
Charlotte RobicheckRoss Partridge
David RobicheckBrett Rickaby
Dr. C. LukertJessica Lundy
Arlene GoldbaumEve Sigall
Elderly WomanBrennan Lee Mulligan
ChrisDerek Mears
Dral'hulMartin Klebba
Gnomish MerchantMatt Gottlieb
CultistMatthew Haddad
BrentSebastian Schier
KenAlexander Vogt
WendallJared Wernick
LewisQuinn Sullivan
Chris' MomJohn Orr
Hooded ManAndre Hotchko
GusDak-Navarro
OgreEric Artell
Elf BartenderSusan Segal
Demon's Mom (V.O.) (voice)Taylor Sieve
Statue #1Natalya Z
Statue #2Juliet Fischer
Statue #3Bella Bernath
Statue #4Brooke Dillman
Mildred CrohnJoe Moran
WaiterMatthew Bellows
Mr. DonnellyTom Plumley
RickyJordan Matlock
EmployeeNicola Lambo
SupervisorAlec Sulkin
JurgisErin Elizabeth Coleman
CustomerColin McGurk
Customer #2Erik Hylko
Wardrobe AssistantNicholas Azarian
KennethDamon K. Sperber
Other DadRobert DuBois
Secret Service AgentEvan Jachelski
Jock #2Spencer Hunt
StagehandRalph Garman
Voice of Stagehand (voice)David Valdes
Male CustomerArmando Ortuño
Jock (uncredited)Charlene deGuzman
Emily (V.O.) (voice)Matthew Holcomb
Angry ProtestorCasey Williams
ReceptionistNoah Kaye Bentley
JoelSophie Swiszcz
College GirlAsha Etchison
Half FootJen Kober
GuardJosh Archer
OfficerPhil Abrams
Judge LikinsCali Morales
69Wilma Rivera
GunginaJulie Goldman
FedExJeremy Ratchford
BartenderMichael Patrick McGill
Bar PatronAshley Gibson
ReporterVincent Washington
Guy #1Kelcey Watson
Guy #2Elizabeth Pan
NurseEllen Haun
MomJ. D. Ingram
NathanNik Dodani
Nimeet FarooqBeth Berlin
WaitressAdalgiza Chermont
Bitch Killer